Eaglie's Aviary

Thursday, March 30, 2006

I am lucky to live in such a time.

Satire is under fire constantly. First it was the Danes and the Muslims, which personally I don't feel was TOO much of a battle for satire. Satire requires a critical idea AND humor. Not just a bomb-wearing prophet.

Now, a battle much less covered... yet I feel it is more important. The battle of Scientology.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker made fun of Scientology on South Park. Isaac Hayes (voice of the beloved Chef), after definitively telling people on a local radio program it could not be taken seriously, quit. Chef died a horrible horrible death. And is now voiced as Darth Chef.

So this cult told Isaac Hayes to quit? Or did he quit on his own volition? What is up with this cult that won't take any sort of humor? If Scientology is made fun of, apparently it's a Communist conspiracy in the media. Remember, children, anyone who can't laugh at a joke, even at one's own expense, has problems.

Now, quickly some people have been attacking Christianity as a cult too. But Christianity is nothing like Scientology. We took that Queen Spider Rules the Vatican joke...

We'll just leave it at this:

Kyle: Do you have any idea how retarded that sounds?
Super Adventure Club Leader: Is it any more retarded than the idea of God sending his Son to die for his sins? Is it any more retarded than Buddha sitting beneath a tree for twenty years?
Stan: Yeah. It's way, way more retarded.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006


"...that's gigabyte, yes..."

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Click, you ass.

Crazy Mouse!

1. The people who made this video should be ashamed.
2. You need WMV capabilities to watch this film... Right-Click and Download!

Monday, March 27, 2006

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Hey, guys and gals! Let's have a look in the ol' spamboxmailbox again!

Eep! Better get started! Like old times, Italics denotes the email, and Bold is for my reply.

From: Dottie Lean
To: floyd@doasis.com
Part(s): Download All Attachments (in .zip file)
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Quite a poet! Next email!

From: Parker Zapata Australia
To: floyd@doasis.com
Subject: George Bush got one
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Superb Quality Rolex.
The high! profile jewelry you're looking for at the lowest prices in the nation!!..


Choose from our collection of Rolex watches!

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A Rolex from the Internet just isn't quite the same as from the street. However, I bet they're cheaper with those Amazon.com discounts.

From: Margarito Murdock
To: floyd@doasis.com
(Who the heck's "floyd"?)
Subject: let's meet
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Hello my hope!
I am not sure you get this message but if you got I want you to know that I want to travel to your country to work in two weeks and I just want to meet right man.
I live in Russia and my goal is to leave this country because it is impossible to live here for young pretty woman. if you have not wife or girlfriend ,maybe we could try to meet? My name is Elizaveta, I am 25 years old ,please write to me directly to my mail- eliz@realmeet.info
Email I am writing from right now is not mine. Make sure you write to y personal address.
See you soon

A Russian woman? Tempting, but first I'll send you some beard trimming supplies right now. And now...

From: Diann Campos
To: floyd@doasis.com
Subject: Jack rabbit vibrator. bewitch
I'm tense with excitement!
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As seen on HBO's "Sex and The City"


This classic vibrator is a womans best friend...
The Jack Rabbit Vibrator is a dual control multi-speed vibrating
and rotating 7 1/2" x 1 1/2" Vibrator.
Made of a bright pink, pliant jelly, the tip is realistically sculpted.
The rotating pearls in the center of the shaft provide both internal
and external stimulation to all her sensitive spots.
While the pearled shaft rotates and vibrates, massaging her inside, the
Jack Rabbit's ears are busy tickling her clitoris outside. The shaft and
stimulator are controlled separately, so she can customize her experience every time.

Jack Rabbit Vibrator Features:

Dual Control Multi-Speed Vibrator
Rotating Pearls
Rabbit Ears for External Clitoral Stimulation
The Jack Rabbit is 7 1/2 inches long x 1 1/2 inches in diameter

More info here:


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Again with the foreign language? It looks like a Spanish, French, Latin, and English speaker is getting electricuted.

No wonder I never get real emails in that box. I also seem to be getting floyd's email, whoever he is.


Friday, March 24, 2006

I have to poach this one from Dave.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

This one's for all of yuo, from Zil.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

I just discovered Airplane II on Comedy Central... and it's AWFUL so far.

HOWEVER, when the woman with a baby in a crib is told she can only have one carry-on... and she kisses and hands over her baby without thought... I admit I laughed a lot.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

D&D is strict

(Submitted by Pancho)

Monday, March 20, 2006

Happy 6th Birthday, Flowers of Happiness!

Here's last year's Astranaar raid celebrating our 5th! It's a very big file, by the way.

Sunday, March 19, 2006

From Filthy Tickle Productions:


Saturday, March 18, 2006

A day slightly too late, due to my celebrations:

Happy St. Pat's... in Flash!

Friday, March 17, 2006

Blogger has gone wonky on me for St. Paddy's Day.

By the way, HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY! May the leprechaun's sneeze not give you pneumonia.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

In honor of St. Paddy's Day and Mother Mo Chroi (AKA Ireland) tomorrow, I'll show you the cutest, nakedest Irish girls around!

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Are you ready for Friday?

Anyone else hear this? I laughed.

No sore loser
Annie Proulx is no fan of Hollywood.

The Pulitzer-Prize winning author of “Brokeback Mountain” has bashed the “segregated” and “out of touch” community that passed over the film, and instead gave the best picture Oscar to “Crash” — a film about race relations.

“Roughly 6,000 film industry voters, most in the Los Angeles area, many living cloistered lives behind wrought-iron gates or in deluxe rest homes, out of touch not only with the shifting larger culture and the yeasty ferment that is America these days, but also out of touch with their own segregated city, decide which films are good,” Proulx wrote in an essay for the London Guardian. “And rumor has it that Lions Gate inundated the academy voters with DVD copies of ‘Trash’ — excuse me, ‘Crash’ — a few weeks before the ballot deadline. Next year we can look to the awards for controversial themes on the punishment of adulterers with a branding iron in the shape of the letter A, runaway slaves, and the debate over free silver.”

From MSNBC, By Jeannette Walls, Kevin Federline threatens to take it all off / Plus: Is ‘Brokeback Mountain’ author a sore loser?

Finding out more about my family... I now have a pretty definitive proof I have English blood as well as Irish: my Irish family's name Adamson (a very English last name) came from a town in Ireland that had an English garrison. Who knows how removed I am from it?

Goddamnit, I guess I bleed orange as well as green!

Another story from my life: my great grandfather (Adamson) was the county assessor in Kenosha County (Wisconsin). He wasn't exactly a socialist, though he was supposedly extremely popular due to the aid he lent people in need.

My great grandfather also was popular because everyone thought he was one of theirs (nice ploy for a politician). My grandfather told my mom, "The Swedes thought he was a Swede, and the Irish knew damn well he was Irish."

Also, apparently, he was English, too, at some point.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Continuing St. Paddy's Week in Chicago:

Irish Names

Sunday, March 12, 2006

This. Will. Be. The. Best. Game. Ever. Period.

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Real-Life Simpsons Intro

Pure and utter awesome.

Mmmm, Chicago's St. Paddy's Day Parade was a success!

However, I should mention a few things about Mardi Gras in New Orleans... several people disagreed with me when I said this would be the biggest Mardi Gras in years... and I was right. Some things to mention:

A man who sat on his roof during the flooding... with nothing but a bunch of Gatorade and a shotgun.

"We'll have a Mardi Gras even if we have to take 'floats' literally."

A man dressed in a Mardi Gras costume: a 2000-pound sandbag.

A sign that said "KATRINA, COME BACK, YOU BITCH!"

And back to St. Paddy's Day... a man offered a girl standing next to me a joint for a green bead necklace. He later hugged my dad when he (my dad) gave him a shamrock sticker.

Erin Go Bragh!

Due to my roving nature involving the Internet (as well as a binge since I just got back from Florida), I decided I had to tell this story.

Ash Wednesday, I was laughing uncontrollably afterwards. I had come up with the most AMAZING idea:


An eighth pound of fisher-of-men goodness in a bun!

However, my bubble was burst: I found this the VERY NEXT DAY:

The McPassion

(However, the movie isn't on the site anymore... you can find the movie here.)

P.S. Since you guys have waited so patiently for the week, I'll have some goodness left for you in the next few days (hopefully).

Friday, March 03, 2006

Kinky Boots Trailer

Chiwetel Ejiofor (The Operative from Serenity), marry me. Please.

I am, however, not taking your last name.

As I said to johnhenryninja earlier today:

mrh.... sorry, i'm incoherent right now... this is how i'd be drunk... i feel like that one episode of pete and pete... i'm hitting hour 24 myuself of the whole homework/chocolate/coffee/crack binge... stinking film race... i need 24 hours of rest... i love you too =P

World of Warcraft GM Powers

The EQ GMs could turn on the full XYZ axis and FLY! (Well, these guys prolly can too, they just didn't show it).

This all kinda makes me think about the Agents and Neo in The Matrix.

Here's some good ol' Star Wars-fashioned fun.

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Greetings fellow Berghoff lovers!

There is a link to this post at The Berghoff Memorial Blog. If you would like it removed, please let me know.

The Berghoff Memorial Blog is a place to share stories and memories of this beloved eatery. The Berghoff may be gone, but it will never be forgotten.

Cheers and auf wiedersehen.


Stephen V Funk | Homepage | 03.02.06 - 10:56 am | #


By the way, I'm debating a new comment system. HaloScan wipes comments, and I like comments. So, possibly move to blogger's official one?

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Morals are breaking down:

Smoking list - Watson (Scroll down to Emma)