Eaglie's Aviary

Wednesday, November 03, 2004




So, the Aviary's senior (and only) analyst (me, of course), after rubbing the sleepy bugs out of his eyes, decides to part with the TV and computer for a few hours... perhaps to rest or perhaps to sleep until he gets up at an ungodly hour to write a paper he should've been doing all night.

Bush is winning in popular polls as I type, and has the advantage after CNN declared him the winner of Nevada, meaning that the ante is upped on Ohio. And so, with all hungry lawyer eyes on Ohio, the state has become the new Florida, prompting Cubs fans to hate Ohio even more.

As for Illinois, Alan Keyes was found in an alley beaten by a mob of angry black people, all coming from the lower, middle, and upper classes. Apparently, when ambulances arrived for a black man in critical condition, they were surprised to find Keyes. He was promptly denied care, and has reportedly begun his journey back to Maryland, crawling with his one arm that was not broken in more than five places. We wish you luck, Alan!

And in a correction of an earlier statement: enjoy election month.

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