Eaglie's Aviary

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Don't Worry--Secretaries Just Take Messages Anyway

If you are not a fan of Hillary "Miss Teen Gestapo" Clinton, don't worry: secretaries of state are not apt to set policies any more than vice presidents. And vice presidents are not apt to set policies any more than presidents. And so on, up the ladder.

If you are a fan of Hillary but not a fan of Bill "A Perfect NRA Rating Democrat--Holy Living Fuck" Richardson, don't worry: "Secretary of Commerce" is another way of saying, "Thank you for your application to be Secretary of State, but the position is currently full at this time. Try again in eight years after another unsuccessful presidential bid." Only with more redundancy.

If you love those two anyway, well... at least Alaska didn't (re)elect a felon?