Eaglie's Aviary

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Watertight Logic at Work

I would say that Michael Phelps has mutated a few extra limbs, but I suspect that would slow him down in the water, so I'm going to say that he probably made all the other swimmers mutate extra limbs to slow THEM down.

As it stands, every single Western news agency lists the medal standings in order of total medals (#1 United States!) and every single other news agency (mostly Chinese) lists the medal standings in terms of gold medals (#1 California Prospectors!).

That has been your Eaglie Olympic Update.