I would like to give a statement, in light of the new facts available about
a few bad eggs knocking down that plane:
They were
geese that caused that crash. Do not blame all birds. I mean, everyone loves birds right now. I mean, Philadelphia, Arizona, Baltimore, me... we're all friendly and total winners, so please, don't scapegoat us. Scapegoat the geese and
President Bush. (C'mon, you only have three days left for the latter. Make use of it.)
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