Eaglie's Aviary

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Lowered Expectations

Only two pieces worth printing today, but here they are, from the email crypt. Have a close look at those subject lines:

From: (deleted)
To: (deleted)
Date: Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:01:09 +0200
Subject: Lots of decent Russian women to choose from.

i am a charming blue-eyed blonde, eager to meet an interesting man for some virtual chatting by email or Skype, or dates in reality!

Over the past few months, my emails have been showing a decline in the quality of Russian women. I hope by next week they're still possible to look at without puking.

And now, the plain absurd:

From: (deleted)
To: (deleted)
Date: Sat, 27 Sep 2008 15:06:02 +0000
Subject: Dante gets posthumous nose job

The rest of the email was just unnecessary.