During my tireless thirst and subsequent journey for Irish wisdom, I found
this. Now I'm all for celebration and getting rid of the saddess, piercing it with the funny and raucous songs. But crying to Danny Boy is one of the most traditional parts of St. Paddy's Week and is in fact necessary Irish masculine bonding. Why not use quotas? Really?
It's in New York? Well, then, those sissies can decide to get rid of their sadness however they want.
(From
this LiveJournal, by some freak named Haddayr.)