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Friday, December 07, 2007
Stealing my idea and not giving me credit (okay, so probably it's because nobody reads this blog), the SPIRIT Newspaper at St. Ignatius on Oct. 5th printed this: 10 Similarities between Hogwarts and Ignatius. 1. The towers and stone gargoyles of St. Ignatius oddly resemble those of the school where magic is regularly peformed, aka HOGWARTS! 2. We both call our cafeteria the "dining hall." We're oh-so-unique! 3. Elegant shuttle busses transport us from the train station to school just as the horseless carriages do at hogwarts. 4. The variety of shops on Taylor St. Rivals the stores in Hogsmeade. 5. Our astronomy students enjoy gazing at stars just as much as the witches and wizards of Hogwarts. Too bad Dr. Carroll can't use a wand. 6. We've got some intense Sox and Cubs fan; Hogwarts is similarly divided between Gryffindor and Slytherin. 7. Although our school's staircases do not change directions in the clink of an eye, they're equally as mind-boggling as the ones at Hogwarts. 8. We both have a pretty dtrict dress code; at least we do not have to wear robes! 9. We have our very own ghost, Father Damen, who resides in our school. (witnesses say he can be seen regularly.) 10. Mr. Chandler = Dumbledore Silly kids. (Source: Facebook group I've forgotten the name of.) Labels: General Nerdiness |
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