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Wednesday, November 14, 2007
The email box is full again, so it's time for another one of Eaglie's totally patented EMAILCALLS! We'll get right into it with a juicy letter from our first avid reader: From: "Noelle A. Driver" Wednesday - November 13, 2007 Subject: Let your dic'k become something she will never forget! prosecutor is reported to have connections to a numberannounced 10,000 job cuts over the next four years. School children and teachers taken hostage in What the hell? Since when did "dic'k" become a contraction? And what's the contraction? Don't answer that. From: "Reinold Richards" Wednesday - November 14, 2007 Subject: Gain a gargantuan penis Lindsay wendebay . com It's not so much the "gargantuan penis" thing that bothers me. It's the "Lindsay" after that. From: "Tammy F. Swain" Wednesday - November 13, 2007 Subject: Beat her womb with your new big rod, so that she knew who wears the pants! was attacked by Taliban insurgents. The attack left twoIn an interview on ESPN Radio, Pete Rose admitted to in the history of France. With him I lose my worst enemy Do you believe in wonders? We think you're likely to give a negative answer . We hadn't believed, either...until the moment we tried MegaDick! The action of this remedy on a male dic'k cannot be called otherwise than a Miracle! Only fancy, that your love stick suddenly becomes longer and thicker and makes women tremble with desire! It's fabulous! So, don't miss it out, accomplish a miracle in your life with this unexampled preparation! http://sdrjmp.com/ Five British embassy workers who were kidnapped inheld at Guantnamo Bay, Cuba.actually get into Sudan because they were not givennumber cannot formally be retired, no player since Okay, I quit... this is too much. Labels: Email |
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