Eaglie's Aviary

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Eeriely Correct on Everything Except Greenspan... Also, We're Still in Reruns

By Andy, Circa Age 12:

Some Names New Mothers Should NOT Consider for their Babies

* Alan Greenspan
* Anakin
* Kick My Ass
* Collin
* Sarge
* Beetle
* Moe
* Larry
* Shemp (Curly is a damn good name, by the way)
* Curly Joe
* Sauron
* Saruman
* Gandalf
* Spock
* Any Number... believe One Hundred is not a good First/Middle Name combination
* Adolf H.
* Benito Mussolini
* Saddam Hussein
* Iraq
* North Korea
* Iran
* Anything with 'STAN' in it (Afganistan, Kursbekistan, Stanley, etc.)
* Unknown
* Untitled

Like my list? I hope you do because I just want you to know that it took me 20 (BEEP)ing minutes to write that!!!