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Saturday, April 14, 2007
I'm taking someone's idea and running with it (now with permission). The Chicago streetrat will be renamed the Chicago Dolphin! Here's our press release: In an attempt to bring the Olympics to Chicago, our mayor has made boasts of some major changes to entice the Olympic Committees' attention. However, we have a surefire way of bringing in the spectators. The Chicago Dolphin. Technically, it's the common city rat, but how many people would come to see the Dolphins? That's right, tons! And what's the difference between a rat and dolphin anyways, besides the intelligence level and social appeal? If we changed its name from 'rat' to 'Chicago Dolphin' its appeal would go up exponentially. Everyone loves dolphins, everyone who's smart loves Chicago. Therefore our city no longer has pesky vermin, but delightful playmates that flood our streets and alleyways. It's simple, it's catchy, it's sexy, it's gonna sell. You can thank us later Daley, you can thank us later. And to the dedicated and amazing citizens of this great city, you know what to do: Long Live The Chicago Dolphin!  Ecco the call! Long live the Chicago Dolphin! |
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