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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Return of a Hero
posted by Eaglie at 12:53 AM

It's been years since his last fight. He's been working smalltime, no big quests or capers. Can he still get into the ring? It remains to be seen... but as sequels and old boxers go, it ain't over 'til it's over:

Episode 00110010: Black Mamba

Recently, the mild-mannered Andy received a new camera. A Canon Powershot A540, 6.1MP, manual controls, and 3x optical zoom. The product is amazingly user-friendly, and it doesn't require a superhero to work them! It just requires YOU!

Anyway, Andy begins to open his camera.

Tension-building photo-op!

Tension is intense!

He gasps! But, what, Andy? What do you see?

That was unexpected.

im in ur camerabox, layin my eggs

A tiny basilisk! Sent here to assassinate Andy, no doubt! For, you see, Andy is no ordinary technical genius! He is a TECHNICAL SUPERHERO!

But Andy hasn't fought for years against anything more than a dozen or so viruses and a few broken hearts! Is he ready for action?!

Struggle with it, Andy the Tech Guy! Struggle!

He most certainly is! And after precious minutes of this life-or-death struggle, Andy the Tech Guy comes out victorious!

Cheap death makeup.

So, that's handled. The basilisk was obviously sent by some dastardly villain of Andy's past. But who? Perhaps Trojan Warrior? Bill Gates? The Old Packard Bell CD-ROM Drive? But first thing's first. If there was a mini-basilisk in there, where the heck is Andy's new camera?

The box is completely empty! Except if you count the user manual (like Andy needs THAT), the AV cords (again, pssshhhaaaww), and the CD (he may need the drivers. May.).

There it is!

It's actually a really great camera, by the way.

Victory (for Canon)!

Writer: Andy
Director: Andy
Photographer: Mom

Cast:
Andy ... Andy
Tiny Basilisk ... Tiny Basilisk
Canon Powershot A540 ... Kodak Easyshare 743

Will Andy the Tech Guy hunt down the perpetrator? Will he bring him or her or it to justice? Tune in to "Andy the Tech Guy" next time to find out!

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