Everyone's favorite non-Democratic former president, Gerrie Ford, just died. The world will miss your falling.
It is also noted that James Brown, everyone's favorite soul singer (POSSIBLY DURING THE TIME OF FORD'S PRESIDENCY?!?! HMMM?!) died yesterday. If these are related, everyone's
favorite top agent for justice (not me) will get to the bottom of it.
I'll be pulling the strings in the background.