dear santa,
we have been having troubles with the toys youve brought us in the past. our parents said it would be a lot to fix them, so we decided to ask you for some new ones. mommy and daddy dont think we need any new toys. we know better and so do you santa.
what we want for xmas:
- new rails
- new conductors
- new illinois congressmen/chicago alderman
- flame decals on every other front car
- new warning track lights
- more service on the purple line
- privatization
- a kitten
PS NO MORE BUMS IN THERMAL UNDERWEAR AND WOOL SOCKS
thanks santa!
sincerely,
ctaPersonally, "CTA," I'd expect coal again. Too bad trains don't run on that anymore.
