The two best parts about Santa's Village back in the day were the North Pole, which was kept freezing cold to the touch--this always amazed me--and the fire engine ride at the beginning, where you rode around on a fixed-track firetruck with firehose-like waterguns set up on the broadside of the right side of the truck. Then you'd put out a big fire in a miniature house. So, with that said:
Santa's Village Auctioning...Quick, I need some able bodies, a flatbed truck, and a really good credit report.
