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Spam isn't a vegetable.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

posted by Eaglie at 9:24 PM

Again, I shall dip into my mailbox. And again, spam is the best part of living in the age we... live in.

Date: May 22
From: Wesley Clark
To: me
Subject: Need S0ftware?

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Did that say Wesley Clark? Is this what he's been doing since he lost Iowa?

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Date: May 22
From: alxuh
To: me
Subject: You don’t know what is more important: penis length or girth.

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Patches? Sounds easy enough.

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Date: May 1
From: (unknown sender)
To: me
Subject: (no subject)

Let's move on.

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Date: May 23
From: dgoldmouth
To: me
Subject: After using Hoodia 920+ all your clothes will be too big for you.

H00dia 920+ tricks y0ur brain into thinking you are full. Thu$ making the inches melt on your body.
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After using Hoodia 920+ all your clothes will be too big for you.

Harrys puzzled expression in the mirror behind her.

...best ending to a piece of spam EVER.

So I only had a few snide remarks. The emails speak for themselves. Volumes.

Comments:

If Clark were president, we would ALL have free s0ftware.

Post postedly posted by

Pancho : 6/01/2006 12:39 AM