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Friday, December 23, 2005

posted by Eaglie at 12:12 AM

Dear Eaglie,

Have you ever been stuck on a word or phrase that prevented you from finishing your poetic creation?

Have you felt frustrated when the right word was on the tip of your tongue and you could not find it?

Have you ever felt you needed help to conquer obstacles in your creative writing?

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Sincerely,

Howard Ely
Managing Editor
The International Library of Poetry

If $200 grew on trees, I'd indulge just to see what it's like.

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