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Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Mmm, soggy turkey.
Everyone have a good Thanksgiving? WHOOPS, let my leftovers burn in the microwave, brb.
Friday, November 25, 2005
I am thankful for puppies, computers, and bonus honor in Alterac Valley.
Saturday, November 19, 2005
It appears... from a lot of different sources and their polls... that Americans are losing trust in their politicians pretty much across the board. President Bush is in a terrible position politically, and same goes for much of the Senate and the House. Americans are waking up and realizing politicians, liberal and conservative and moderate, are not to be trusted. They are realizng that politics have become a way not to think for oneself and to further agendas in the most corporate and greedy way possible. Americans are realizing that they are better than their political masters right now and can make the real decisions, not listen to the ones that we're told are better. Sorry, I'll post something better and not so bitter next time. Maybe it'll be about Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire coming out.
Friday, November 18, 2005
The nice go to Hufflepuff, Gryffindor's are courageous, Slytherin is full of jerks, While Ravenclaw gets Asians.
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
I haven't written anything in a week. How sad. But I have been poetic! kithicor by night u remmber kithicor it was long in the rainlands then highhold i made it to rv sheriffs carrots u stayed in hh now wait til sunrise noob
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
My greatest dream would be to win the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor. All of you can come and roast me. Anyway, Steve Martin won it this year, and he's being roasted by certain fellows like Dave Barry and Martin Short. It'll be a jolly good time on PBS at 9pm. "If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." ~Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens Will I be remembered by a pen name, or my real name?
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
IRAQ WRAPUP 4-Second Saddam trial defence lawyer murdered And thousands drop out of Baghdad University's Law School inexplicably.
Pitcher Jailed Over Machete Attack COME ON, don't take your anger out on everyone else! You're only on the Phillies! At least it's not the Tigers!
Monday, November 07, 2005
Harlequin to publish NASCAR romance novels There are a lot of seedy titles you can come up with for that. "Gas Pedals" is not one of those, nor is "Pedal My Gas."
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Pirate Attack Repelled by Cruise Ship Crew Pirates rule the waves off of Africa! Where's your messiah now, ninjas?
Chronicles of Narnia trailer Honestly, a phoenix? Are these people trying to make the drool short out my keyboard?
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Researchers add mice to list of creatures that sing in the presence of mates The cuties sing like furry angels!
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
When I have my own house, I'm going to give king-sized candy bars out to the first 30 trick-or-treaters. Then, after word has spread amongst the kids, I'll switch to toothbrushes. |
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