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Thursday, August 04, 2005
I just watched part of a lawyer reality show, where people have to make their case on TV in a "real" court. The case I watched was one where a man sued another for calling him a terrorist. Apparently the defendant made a poster that called the guy a wanted terrorist as a joke. Also, the men were friends. The defendant lost and was forced to apologize and pay a large sum of money. For calling his friend a terrorist as a joke. So, as a tribute, I am now going to call several of my close friends terrorists. Feel free to alert the authorities. Noah G. ---> terrorist Alex M. ---> freedom-hating terrorist hippie Andrew Z. ---> suspicious hair folical activity Joe P. ---> enemy combatant, detained at Guantanamo Bay Jordan G. ---> enemy combatant, under house arrest Chris B. ---> unpatRIOTic and suspected of un-American activities Chris E. ---> black Sarah S. ---> ecoterrorist Alex Z. ---> dark complexion, can do Iraqi accent All others have been cleared. You listening Rummy? |
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