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Sunday, December 26, 2004
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
St. Claus: I have no idea, little Johnny! Officer: The limit is 8 on this highway. St. Claus: Eight? Officer: Yes, eight! St. Claus: But… Officer: Don’t get smart with me! Eight tiny reindeer. But count… You clearly have a ninth. St. Claus: I need my ninth. He lights the way on foggy Christmas Eves! Officer: Don’t give me that, sir. Hand over your license. St. Claus: Well… I don’t exactly… I hardly think this requires that much trouble, little Johnny! Officer: No license? St. Claus: Well, little Johnny, I could get you that Red Ryder you always wanted when you were a little boy! Officer: What’s that I smell? St. Claus: Um… mistletoe. Officer: Comes in nice little baggies these days, doesn't it? Merry Christmas (or Merry Day After, from Eaglie)! |
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