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Friday, December 10, 2004
Eaglie versus the Claus: Round 2
EaglieHappyToo: Santa? SantaClaus: Hey. You're back. Cool. You know the deal. Type menu. EaglieHappyToo: I have a special request SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. EaglieHappyToo: Fine, I'll play it your way EaglieHappyToo: menu SantaClaus: I'm making my list and checking it twice, so you should too! Type a number: 1 - Tell Santa 2 - Tell Buddies What U Want 3 - Track a Shopping List 4 - Play Xmas Hangman 5 - Vote on Xmas Songs 6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree 7 - Send E-Cards 8 - Listen to Xmas Music 9 - A Free Gift 4U! EaglieHappyToo: 1 fine list there, Santa SantaClaus: O.K. Let's focus on one wish at a time! I'm getting a little slower as I get older. So, what is the first gift you'd like from Santa? EaglieHappyToo: Could you possibly finish my papers for me? I have a really long Honors paper due in about 9 hours, and I haven't slept for a while SantaClaus: Well, I doubt that's all! What else do you want for Christmas? EaglieHappyToo: Seriously? Well... you could make my finals run smoother SantaClaus: What would your final Christmas wish be? EaglieHappyToo: How 'bout you give all my teachers bribes to give me A's SantaClaus: O.K. that's plenty, why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song? EaglieHappyToo: Wow, that was way easy Later... SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something? EaglieHappyToo: sure SantaClaus: Have you done any good deeds yet this holiday season? EaglieHappyToo: I lent out an X-Box controller that wasn't really mine SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere. SantaClaus: Ho Ho Ho! Back for more? What else tops your list for Christmas? EaglieHappyToo: Finish bribing those teachers? SantaClaus: What else is at the top of your list? EaglieHappyToo: That's... pretty much it SantaClaus: What would your final Christmas wish be? EaglieHappyToo: A cup of coffee to get me through the night? |
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