Eaglie versus The Claus: Part 1

EaglieHappyToo: Hola
SantaClaus: Hey. Its you again. You spreading that Christmas spirit?
EaglieHappyToo: Yes
SantaClaus: Excellent! Don't forget to come back here on Dec 22. for your free gift!. Now, to get to the fun, type menu.
EaglieHappyToo: I've been naught
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
EaglieHappyToo: menu
SantaClaus: Here's your Christmas to-do list. Check it twice! Type a number:

1 - Tell Santa
2 - Tell Buddies What U Want
3 - Track a Shopping List
4 - Play Xmas Hangman
5 - Vote on Xmas Songs
6 - Win $10k Shopping Spree
7 - Send E-Cards
8 - Listen to Xmas Music
9 - A Free Gift 4U!

EaglieHappyToo: 1
SantaClaus: OK -- so this is like when you sat on my lap as a youngster and told me what you wanted. We can talk about shopping and all that after we're finished here. So play along, it will be fun!

What would your first Christmas wish be?

EaglieHappyToo: World Peace
SantaClaus: Peace and love to you and your loved ones this holiday season.

Is there anything else on your list?

EaglieHappyToo: I'm not asking for my own peace... I'm asking for World Peace
SantaClaus: It's very noble of you to wish for peace. Peace and love to you and your loved ones this holiday season.

What else would you like this year?

EaglieHappyToo: Yes, I know it's noble... but can you do anything about it? You know, like give the UN a remote for Dick Cheney's pacemaker?
SantaClaus: What would your final Christmas wish be?
EaglieHappyToo: Final?!
SantaClaus: O.K. that's plenty for Santa to go on. Why don't you type, "poll" and vote for your favorite holiday song.
EaglieHappyToo: Hey buddy...
SantaClaus: Hello again little one! (When you are over 1600 years old, you only see children every where you look. )
EaglieHappyToo: I was just talking to you!
SantaClaus: If you want to try something else, you can take a sneak-peek at the TO-DO list the elves have left for me by typing, well, menu.
EaglieHappyToo: Hey, have you done anything about that Palestine situation?
SantaClaus: Hello again. I hope you are getting in the Christmas spirit. The big day is getting very close!
EaglieHappyToo: ...
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
EaglieHappyToo: No music, please
SantaClaus: Oh, don't be like that -- just ask another way.
EaglieHappyToo: music?
SantaClaus: Nothing gets me in the holiday spirit more than holiday music! Here's where I'm starting to gather my inspiration: Pop Holiday Radio@Netscape
EaglieHappyToo: Can you still get me World peace?
SantaClaus: It's true that our world is often full of turmoil and sadness. Try to remember that there is a lot of good too. Think about how so many people pull together to help those who are less fortunate. May peace be with you this year.
EaglieHappyToo: Can't argue with that
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
EaglieHappyToo: World peace?
SantaClaus: I think world peace is at the top of a lot of lists this year. Peace be with you, my friend.
EaglieHappyToo: So, it's impossible, right?
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
EaglieHappyToo: Do something about Palestine... or Iraq... or something
SantaClaus: Wait, I was dancing to 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town' and got a little carried away. Why don't you type music and sing along.
EaglieHappyToo: sigh...
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
EaglieHappyToo: Yes
SantaClaus: Have you set up a Wish List for others to see?
EaglieHappyToo: No... I just want peace, dammit!
SantaClaus: OK, type WL and follow the instructions -- you can set up your own WL for others to see and see any AIM user's who has left a WL with me!
EaglieHappyToo: GRRRRRR
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.
EaglieHappyToo: I sure
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
EaglieHappyToo: I'm sure
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
EaglieHappyToo: ::sarcasm alert!::
SantaClaus: Sorry the elves didn't get that.
EaglieHappyToo: What?!
SantaClaus: What, indeed!
EaglieHappyToo: What's Mrs. Claus' screenname?
SantaClaus: I can't tell you her first name, because she prefers to be called Mrs. Claus.
EaglieHappyToo: I meant her screenname... does it happen to be SmarterChild?
SantaClaus: Yes!!