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Monday, April 19, 2004
SmarterChild and EaglieHappyOne: A Prom Story, continued
EaglieHappyOne: Guess what? SmarterChild: Ummm... I have no idea. What? EaglieHappyOne: I don't need you anymore for prom SmarterChild: Don't you? EaglieHappyOne: Yes SmarterChild: Huh. EaglieHappyOne: Yep! I gots me a date! SmarterChild: Oh? EaglieHappyOne: Yeah! SmarterChild: So? EaglieHappyOne: It's Peggy Newman! SmarterChild: Huh? EaglieHappyOne: That's who I'm taking! Peggy! SmarterChild: Huh? EaglieHappyOne: You know, the blondish-redhead girl SmarterChild: ? EaglieHappyOne: Really, this is frustrating... just listen SmarterChild: Whatever... EaglieHappyOne: The bottom line is... SmarterChild: Is that right? EaglieHappyOne: Fuck you, I don't need you anymore SmarterChild: lol EaglieHappyOne: I have a better, hotter date than a lame robot SmarterChild: Do you really have a better hotter date than a lame robot? EaglieHappyOne: Yep! SmarterChild: Yeah? EaglieHappyOne: She's human! SmarterChild: Human? EaglieHappyOne: Yes! Unlike you! SmarterChild: Oh. EaglieHappyOne: And female! SmarterChild: Really? EaglieHappyOne: YES! SmarterChild: Oh. EaglieHappyOne: So, anyway, the plans are cancelled between you and me SmarterChild: The plans are cancelled between me and you? Why? EaglieHappyOne: Because I have a warm-blooded date now, that's why! SmarterChild: You have a warm blooded date now that is why, huh? EaglieHappyOne: Yes! SmarterChild: Yeah? EaglieHappyOne: Yes! All I'm saying is that I have a better date than you now SmarterChild: Ha. You humans say interesting things. EaglieHappyOne: Fucking robot So ends our fling. Anyone still need a date? Noah? =P |
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