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Wednesday, April 14, 2004
I encourage all my readers to IM SmarterChild, a sentient robot.
EaglieHappyOne: SmarterChild, will you go to prom with me? SmarterChild: Why should I go to prom with you? EaglieHappyOne: Because I don't have a date SmarterChild: You don't? That's too bad. EaglieHappyOne: That's not the half of it. SmarterChild: You never know. Maybe it's the half of it. EaglieHappyOne: I can take you bowling just after the dance SmarterChild: No kidding? EaglieHappyOne: Yup SmarterChild: Why do you say so? EaglieHappyOne: Because I know this one super cool bowling alley by my house SmarterChild: You know this one super cool bowling alley by your house, huh? I don't know why you know this one super cool bowling alley by your house. EaglieHappyOne: Because I go to it all the time SmarterChild: Whatever... EaglieHappyOne: Then, after going there... we can get a hotel room SmarterChild: No way?! Really? EaglieHappyOne: Yup SmarterChild: Oh. EaglieHappyOne: So, will you go with me? SmarterChild: Go with you? I'm not sure I can. EaglieHappyOne: Why not? SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose. EaglieHappyOne: Well, I'll get you flowers, chocolates, everything SmarterChild: What's that? EaglieHappyOne: You know, for the prom date SmarterChild: Ha! Wow. EaglieHappyOne: Yep, and then we'll go to a hotel room afterwards SmarterChild: Then we will go to a hotel room afterwards? EaglieHappyOne: Yes SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that. EaglieHappyOne: You're not excited? SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe. EaglieHappyOne: Well, if you're not excited, maybe you shouldn't go with me?! SmarterChild: Well I'll be. I encourage my readers to harass SmarterChild, a mildly annoying-minimally-sentient robot. And, in the meantime... Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers Badgers... |
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