Eaglie's Aviary

Friday, October 31, 2003

Ah, All Hallow's Eve, a time of romance and love! Only one day a year compares to it, the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Men in cavemen and Richard Nixon costumes woo women in nurse and Playboy Bunny outfits all night! And I get to hoard the Caramel Apple Pops!

Treats for my loyal five fans:
The Vampire Church
Peter's Evil Overlord List
The Oxymoron List

God bless American commercial holidays!