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Thursday, June 05, 2003
Spring is here, ah spring is here
Life is skittles, Life is beer I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring, I do, don't you? 'course you do But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me, And makes a evr'y Sunday a treat for me. all the world seems in tune On a spring afternoon, When we're poisoning pigeons in the park Ev'ry Sunday you'll see My sweetheart and me As we poison the pigeons in the park. When they see us coimg the birdies all try an' hide, But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide The sun's shing bright, Ev'ry thing seems all right When we're poisoning pigeons in the park. We've gained notoriety And caused much anxiety In the Audubon Society With our games They call it impiety And lack or propriety And quite a variety Of unpleasent names But it's not against any religion To want to dispose of a pigeon! so if Sunday your free Why don't you come with me And we'll poison the pigeons in the park And maybe we'll do In a squirrel or two While we're poisoning the pigeons in the park We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriement Except for the few we take home to experiment My pulse will be quicknin' With each drop of strick'nine We give to a pigeon It just takes a smigdeon! To poison a pigeon in the park. I promise to bring Eaglie back soon. Let's just say he went on vacation while Andy went into "Finals" mode. Read lyrics of "Poisoning the Pigeons in the Park" by Tom Lehrer while you wait. |
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