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Wednesday, June 11, 2003
Playing a nice little online text-based roleplaying game called Legend of the Green Dragon, I had one interesting episode today:
You hit Baby Unicorn for 2 points of damage! You feel like a real jerk killing something so pretty You have slain Baby Unicorn! I also killed several batlings, beggars, curious children, and lost hikers. One hiker KO'd me with a walking stick. Oh yeah, these happened, too: You have encountered Cherubically Charming Child which lunges at you with Curious Questions! Level: 1 Start of round: Cherubically Charming Child's Hitpoints: 2 YOUR Hitpoints: 3 You execute a power move!!! You hit Cherubically Charming Child for 3 points of damage! You think it was the alliteration that did him in. You have slain Cherubically Charming Child! You recieve 2 gold! You recieve 14 total experience! You have encountered Bar Fly which lunges at you with Alcoholism! Level: 1 Start of round: Bar Fly's Hitpoints: 1 YOUR Hitpoints: 4 You hit Bar Fly for 1 points of damage! Good thing you got him before cirrhosis did! You have slain Bar Fly! You recieve 33 gold! You recieve 14 total experience! All for thee today. |
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