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Sunday, May 04, 2003
Welcome to Eaglie's Aviary, launched 'cause, well, everyone has a blog now. Take special note that I ACTUALLY USE (mostly) CORRECT GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION ONLINE, THOUGH I DO GET CARRIED AWAY WITH THE CAPS LOCK SOMETIMES... All my friends seem to have blogs, so I just had to check it out. We'll see how often I remember to post... I don't have a good track record with stuff like this. Just take a look at my old website. It's kinda updated... and kinda not. Most of it's from 7th grade.
The mission statement of Eaglie's Aviary: to dispense wisdom and right thinking... of course, mostly from Eaglie AKA Andy. I'll give you tips on foreign and domestic policy (and day-to-day life too; I love household/classroom politics) from my left-wing agenda. Viva la Revolucion! Eaglie's Origin (Not for the Jock-of-heart): There once was a wood elf living in the trees of a great big forest with all the other elves. This elf played with the pixies, the fae drakes, the arboreans, the faeries, and the wolves all the time, for all the creatures loved the elves. The elf developed an affinity for animals, so much that he finally stopped using the wolves as archery targets. Then some gnomes and dwarves attacked and killed the elf's family for worshipping the elven goddess. After smacktalking them, the elf, with the help of a catlike Bard, killed one of the gnomes and took some platinum from the corpse. And so Eaglie Puppydogg joined in the Diety Wars, and became an officer of the Flowers of Happiness. GO GO GOOD TEAM! Make sure to check out notacult.com if you wonder at all where that came from. By the way, me, Burdulis, and Alex were just named successors to Chief for the Improv leadership. We're starting a Socialist utopia within a Jesuit high school, the first of its kind. We'll see how that turns out. I can see it: Ignatius Improv: Proof That Communism Works... Wow, I'm a a bit ahead of myself. |
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