Eaglie on the Wars:
Hobbits can be pretty nasty little creatures. Some people think of them as all cute. They don't realize that with a Nature Walker's Scimitar and a few castings of Protection of Cabbage, they can be evil. Well, not evil. They can be annoying newts.
Ever seen a dead hobbit? I have.
Catch the name on that critter?
Shoutout to all the malnourished basement-dwelling geeks (my friends and kin)!
